Garbage. Sorry ha.

Soooooo.... here I am again. Um, about that last post, it wasn't as long as I promised, I know..... but this one will be longer than EVER! HAHAHAHHA!

Anyway, marami na akong ticket pra sa mini fair!

• 1 mashed potato (P15)
• 1 frappe (P20)
• 1 Cool Cubiez... gulaman yan. (P10)
• 1 hotdog with bun (P25)
• 1 treasure hunt (P30) --> napilitan lang ako!!!
• 2 fishball/kikiam/whatever... basta ung sa faculty (2 x P10 = P20)
• 2 ride tickets (2 x P25 = P50)
  

With a grand total of.... wait, calculator muna... P170!!!! BUT nag donate ako ng P100 for Andrew Perez... (please pray for him!) so... um P270 na. bumili ako ng g-tech (my beloved g tech!!!!) so, P333 na! (lucky number?) and then... nanlibre ako sa shobe ko ng isang frappe tska isang hotdog... so.... uhhh... P378... then ano pa ba.... ah! binayaran ko utang ko plus kumain pa ako... so that's like... P538. um, what the... ang gastos ko naman!!! my gosh!!!!!!!!

huhuhu. ubus na ang pao ko. sniff.

BUT THEN you probably don't care so forget I said all of that.

The long test(S) killed me. The one typing all of this is the ghost of Charmaine Past. ehehe. corny, sorry. Speaking of ka-corny-han, may ikkwento ako!!! Hihihih.

Once upon a time, there was a Chinese person selling peanuts. Then a Filipino passed by wanting to know where he was, so he gestured by pointing his hand downwards (as in, like, pointing to the ground) but the Chinese guy thought he was asking about the peanuts so he said... "Mani lah!" and thus the Filipino thought the town was called "Manila" and the name stuck. haha.

There's another version pala, the Chinese guy was selling stoves. He told the Filipino, "Kalan ba?" and the town was called Calamba! Yay!!!

Hehe, ang cute noh? :P Mommy ko nag imbento nyan. But! May kwento din ako! :D

Bakit may brush ung helmet ng mga Roman soldiers?

Once upon a time, back in Ancient Rome, women were very small, while men were VERY TALL. So wives were problematic and worried about how there were going to clean the ceilings of their houses, which were just high enough to accomodate their husbands' height. So, one woman (being very smart) thought of a brilliant plan! She attached a brush to her husband's helmet so that whenever the husband walked around, he would be cleaning the ceiling at the same time. However, she didnt think of the problems that would arise (and nor did the person... er, ghost writing this) for example, the dust that came from the ceiling would fall on the husband's face... haha, but who cares. this is just fiction, people!

And there you go. That's all the corniness for today. No quote from a YM stat message today! sorry... nobody has any good sarcastic ones. :D