life is like taekwondo

you get beat up a lot and some people don't care if they kick you a little too hard or if they miss the armor (in other words, you receive the full blow) and hit you somewhere that hurts a lot. and the thing is, it's all part of the game and people get POINTS for kicking you hard enough to knock you out. then you realize that you have to kick as hard as them to be able to win but you can't because their hands are in the way and you don't want to accidentally kick their hands. and because you're such a pathetic loser, you, well, lose. you lose the whole game and get an F in P.E. Yay.

Okay, I'm kidding. You probably won't get an F. But you know, that's the only part where I'm kidding.

Bye bye now, I'm going to go prepare for life.