Why Charmaine is a Certified Weirdo Part 2

Candy canes are yummy;

Candy canes are cool.

When they get wet, they’re gummy,

So don’t throw them in the pool.

I like them sweet,

I like them red;

I like them sugared too.

I like them neat,

I like them shred;

I like them too hard too.

--This is an original Charmaine masterpiece, thank you very much.

I'm weird. So sue me.