Balagtas must hate me.

Ako'y tutula mahabang-mahaba.
Paumanhin na lang, kung di ka matuwa.

Ako ay nagcomputer hanggang hating-gabi,
Habang si Cheryl ay nanood sa tabi.

Ako'y nagchat, naglaro, at nagsulat,
Hanggang mata'y di na madilat.

Hanggang dito na lang ang aking pagtutula,
Kahit na sinabi kong ito'y mahaba.

Ngunit may dahilan ako kung bakit ko ito nagawa,
At ito'y sa itaas, nakasulat na.

Pasensya na lang sa mga nag-abala,
Para basahin ang aking munting tula.

Ako'y tumula, mahabang mahaba,
Ako'y matutulog, tapos na po.

Bow.

Yuck ang corny grabe. Ang bulok nmn tlga ng Filipino ko. Sorry na lang kung di ka makatulog dahil sa kacornyhan ko.

Garbage. Sorry ha.

Soooooo.... here I am again. Um, about that last post, it wasn't as long as I promised, I know..... but this one will be longer than EVER! HAHAHAHHA!

Anyway, marami na akong ticket pra sa mini fair!

• 1 mashed potato (P15)
• 1 frappe (P20)
• 1 Cool Cubiez... gulaman yan. (P10)
• 1 hotdog with bun (P25)
• 1 treasure hunt (P30) --> napilitan lang ako!!!
• 2 fishball/kikiam/whatever... basta ung sa faculty (2 x P10 = P20)
• 2 ride tickets (2 x P25 = P50)
  

With a grand total of.... wait, calculator muna... P170!!!! BUT nag donate ako ng P100 for Andrew Perez... (please pray for him!) so... um P270 na. bumili ako ng g-tech (my beloved g tech!!!!) so, P333 na! (lucky number?) and then... nanlibre ako sa shobe ko ng isang frappe tska isang hotdog... so.... uhhh... P378... then ano pa ba.... ah! binayaran ko utang ko plus kumain pa ako... so that's like... P538. um, what the... ang gastos ko naman!!! my gosh!!!!!!!!

huhuhu. ubus na ang pao ko. sniff.

BUT THEN you probably don't care so forget I said all of that.

The long test(S) killed me. The one typing all of this is the ghost of Charmaine Past. ehehe. corny, sorry. Speaking of ka-corny-han, may ikkwento ako!!! Hihihih.

Once upon a time, there was a Chinese person selling peanuts. Then a Filipino passed by wanting to know where he was, so he gestured by pointing his hand downwards (as in, like, pointing to the ground) but the Chinese guy thought he was asking about the peanuts so he said... "Mani lah!" and thus the Filipino thought the town was called "Manila" and the name stuck. haha.

There's another version pala, the Chinese guy was selling stoves. He told the Filipino, "Kalan ba?" and the town was called Calamba! Yay!!!

Hehe, ang cute noh? :P Mommy ko nag imbento nyan. But! May kwento din ako! :D

Bakit may brush ung helmet ng mga Roman soldiers?

Once upon a time, back in Ancient Rome, women were very small, while men were VERY TALL. So wives were problematic and worried about how there were going to clean the ceilings of their houses, which were just high enough to accomodate their husbands' height. So, one woman (being very smart) thought of a brilliant plan! She attached a brush to her husband's helmet so that whenever the husband walked around, he would be cleaning the ceiling at the same time. However, she didnt think of the problems that would arise (and nor did the person... er, ghost writing this) for example, the dust that came from the ceiling would fall on the husband's face... haha, but who cares. this is just fiction, people!

And there you go. That's all the corniness for today. No quote from a YM stat message today! sorry... nobody has any good sarcastic ones. :D

Hi!!!!

Hello!!!!

Stupid me left my cellphone in Kathy's P.E bag!!!

Hah hah hah!

Have you noticed the new link labeled "The Pussycat Doll" over there?


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Hahahahahah!!!!

hugz

After a very very VERY long time, I am finally back to CoP, that is, Cardinality of Pandalettes. And I have soooooooooooooooo much to tell!!!! So, I'm switching to kwento mode :D

1. Filipino LT. This one's for you Danica. I mean, it was super super unfair! Remember the FEU Nicanor Reyes thing? Well, it was on the day of the Fil long test, and when we took the make up test, it was VERY DIFFICULT, and completely different from what we prepared for. I mean, is that fair? We were out not because of personal reasons but because of the school's glory and yada yada. Mrs. Albano actually wanted us to go, and now we get this? I know we didnt win and all that, but HELLO? unfair with a capital U
2. Okay, next thing, the auditorium. I mean, I went in before, when it was still under construction, but now that everything is perfect and totally cool, we were all like WOW!!!Yes, all caps. with a few !!!s for effect. :D And the other day the principal took us in like guinea pigs testing the air conditioning, rating 5 for coldest and 1 for hot, and when some people (i think trying to make a joke out of it, although it was quite obvious that it was not a joking matter) raised their hands at 1, the faces of the engineering people literally FELL. Well, okay not literally. I mean, that would be totally freaky. But anyway during the thingy in the audi, (as in auditorium, not the car, if you know what i mean) there was this powerpoint presentation which was more of a "The principal is GREAT" thing rather than an actual presentation of how the auditorium was completed. BUT anyhoo, we're all used to that.
3. The MATH CLUB, my flesh and blood, my life and soul. The great SMS. well, duh it's great because i'm president. JOKE LANG PO! No violent reactions please. So, thing is this monday is the math challenge and these few days have given me more eyebags than you can imagine (thankfully, they're only metaphorical eyebags and not real ones so i dont look like a panda yet (hardihar janine)) BUT everything has gone on smoothly, and I have to thank GOD of course, I've been praying for this thing since day 1. I just pray to God that He will continue to support us till the contest day itself. Oh, and the LotM will be held in the auditorium! how cool is that! However, only the opening will be held there. The contest proper will be back in the stephenian hall. Well, um, okay then. A bit more sipsip power :p jke lang ulit. I dont go for sipsip, okay?
4. what else...? hm, oh yeah! yesterday me and danica were chatting... and here's the whole thing: (ever heard of copy paste? how bout "save conversation"? :p)

charmaineyv: whatcha doin?
charmaineyv: researching? ;)
chipmunkrfuzzy: no
chipmunkrfuzzy: just hangin about
chipmunkrfuzzy: bored to death cuz a certain som1 isnt updating her blog! haha joke
chipmunkrfuzzy: u?
charmaineyv: i cant update!!!
chipmunkrfuzzy: huh?
charmaineyv: i soooooooooo want to update but blogger is super slooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow
chipmunkrfuzzy: so wacha doin now den?
charmaineyv: devo
charmaineyv: evil devo
charmaineyv: as mentioned in my stat msg
chipmunkrfuzzy: hey! how can something holy be evil? hehe
charmaineyv: 'it's evil if i do it
charmaineyv: hahaa
charmaineyv: and doing daily devo once a month is not really considered "holy"
charmaineyv: :p
chipmunkrfuzzy: ngeh...
chipmunkrfuzzy: haha
charmaineyv: kwen2han mo k
chipmunkrfuzzy: ng?
chipmunkrfuzzy: huh?
charmaineyv: i dont know
charmaineyv: i,mbored too
chipmunkrfuzzy: huhu
charmaineyv: i know
charmaineyv: !!
chipmunkrfuzzy: k once upon a time.....there was a girl name charmaine....(continue)
charmaineyv: hey!!
charmaineyv: that was what i was going to do!!!!
chipmunkrfuzzy: hha
charmaineyv: evil mind reader
chipmunkrfuzzy: u wantd a story
charmaineyv: anyway
chipmunkrfuzzy: rily?
chipmunkrfuzzy: told u
chipmunkrfuzzy: im a rilly good guesser
charmaineyv: i was gonna say once upon a time there was a girl named danica
charmaineyv: hahha
chipmunkrfuzzy: hahahaha lol
charmaineyv: anyway, fine i'll continue
charmaineyv: While she was walking in the woods (as if she would EVER walk in the woods) Charmaine found a golden giraffe who was trying to reach an apple on top of the tallest apple tree. However, since it was golden, it couldn't stretch its unelastic neck and thus it was sobbing hysterically.
charmaineyv: should that be inelastic?
chipmunkrfuzzy: haha
charmaineyv: well anyway
chipmunkrfuzzy: ya
chipmunkrfuzzy: economics remebr?
charmaineyv: you go next
charmaineyv: ohh
charmaineyv: righ
charmaineyv: t
charmaineyv: jaja
charmaineyv: haha
chipmunkrfuzzy: so charmaine tried to help the giraffe but she cudnt reach the apple either huhu. Then they had d brilliant idea of her perching on top of the giraffe to reach the golden apple
charmaineyv: and so charmaine sat on the giraffe's head and he lifted her up. but since charmaine is VERY HEAVY, she fell to the ground with a thud. the giraffe suffered from a broken neck, so now it was hungry AND injured.
chipmunkrfuzzy: haha
chipmunkrfuzzy: Charmaine felt so sad that she let the giraffe eat her! hahah!
charmaineyv: And so the giraffe gobbled her up, but then spat her out because she was full of CHOLESTEROL and he might die a horrible and gruesome death i.e. heart attack. Besides he still had a broken neck.
charmaineyv: pls bring readers digest pala bkas
charmaineyv: tnks
chipmunkrfuzzy: ahh k
chipmunkrfuzzy: w8
chipmunkrfuzzy: k foud it. whew
chipmunkrfuzzy: but its a liitle shaaby bro used it...n well d rest is history
chipmunkrfuzzy: so back to our story
charmaineyv: ok
charmaineyv: it
charmaineyv: it's ifne
chipmunkrfuzzy: so Charmaine landed on the ground with a big thud. Muck and all sorts of slime covered her. She was about to open her mouth to say something when suddenly out of nowhere, psychotic Danica came out brandishing a plasma rifle and japanese katana with shades( to look cool of course)
charmaineyv: fine
chipmunkrfuzzy: continue pls
charmaineyv: ok
charmaineyv: The giraffe then died of shock. Charmaine got angry at Danica for killing her friend giraffe and got up, the much still on her
chipmunkrfuzzy: she thought of exacting revenge and was about to lunge at Danica but thanks to tack and the knowledge that Danica is in fact a volatile lunatic ready to shoot at sight, she chose not to. Smart Girl.
charmaineyv: and then, since Charmaine was already covered in muck, she decided to scare Danica, pretending to be a great big swamp monster
chipmunkrfuzzy: of course that would be a pretty crazy move because Danica is mentally unstable so she blasted at Charmaine...but her plasma blaster melted the muck instead so now it clung top Charmaine's skin and she became the Slob Monster! haha
chipmunkrfuzzy: 4 real
charmaineyv: but with the help of the ghost of the golden giraffe who wanted to eat the apple, Danica successfully blasted Charmaine to never land, since, if you remember, the giraffe was killed by charmaine's cholesterol
chipmunkrfuzzy: wow so now they were reunited giraffe and charmaine
chipmunkrfuzzy: but remember Danica has a PLASMA rifle which can shoot ethereal stuff so.....
charmaineyv: ok...
charmaineyv: so charmaine and giraffe floated away as fast as they could
chipmunkrfuzzy: ut den dey realized Danica wasnt shooting at them she was busy prancing away chasing cute little butterflies...oblivious to them
charmaineyv: ihhh
charmaineyv: However Danica wasn't exactly a prancing and butterfly chasing type, because she was actually collecting butterflies for her butterfly powered ray gun
chipmunkrfuzzy: and so she was claaping her hands in kazak boom style waiting for her ten charges....
chipmunkrfuzzy: poor little butterflies...
charmaineyv: :)
chipmunkrfuzzy: anyway they should also take note of the mad glint in her eyes and her chesire cat smile spread across her lips
charmaineyv: then one of the little butterflies was bitten by a mutated spider and poof! it became... SpiderButterfly!
charmaineyv: But since not even SpiderButterflies are immune to rayguns, it was absorbed by Danica's spiderbutterfly powered raygun
charmaineyv: dont ask me where danica gets all those rayguns
chipmunkrfuzzy: haha
chipmunkrfuzzy: anyway it overloaded and went boom
chipmunkrfuzzy: so Danica suddenly pissed of took her humogous katana instead!
chipmunkrfuzzy: and with practiced coolness chopped ,r.stupid mutant butterfly in half
charmaineyv: and don't forget her cool ala Matrix shades! B-)
chipmunkrfuzzy: ya and so in sloooooow motion she was like doin backflips and cartwheels...4 absolutely no reason!
charmaineyv: hay
charmaineyv: i have to go
charmaineyv: :)
charmaineyv: sorry
charmaineyv: it was fun though
chipmunkrfuzzy: ya..me too
charmaineyv: we can do it another time! YAY!
chipmunkrfuzzy: in a weird retarded way haha
chipmunkrfuzzy: k c ya
charmaineyv: ok
charmaineyv: wait
charmaineyv: i'll save the conversation
chipmunkrfuzzy: haha k

have fun reading that, typos and "hahas" included. if it's sadistic blame danica not me.

bukas pala may contest ako, rajah soliman. journalism. i joined copyreading. i guess now isnt a very good time to say that i still have no idea what to do.

TOODLES! mwah... >:D<

zZzZ...

Lately I've been feeling down... due to things such as:

1. Ruined shoe (as demonstrated in previous post)
2. Math Club thingies (in which nothing has been happening. AT ALL. Mrs M is gonna kill me.)
3. Rush of school work (I havent taken my tsong hap and kok bun tests yet!!!!)
4. MTG
5. CAT

BUT several things have pepped me up!

1. Mahoraba
2. Ouran High
3. New shoes
4. Manila paper story
5. Nancy Drew rescue during boring MTG session (thanks to Shari)
6. Boy2Girl by Terrence Blacker? (I love you Audskie!)
7. Being Enia of the Sisterhood of the Floating Hearts of the Land Beneath the Pinkish Cloud (from #4) (thanks to Ja. hehe. I mean, Enin)

In short, things have been pretty crazy, which is normal, if you ask me!

The day I spent doing nothing.

Typhoon Milenyo... DIE!!!!

I just spent the whole day doing NOTHING!

8:00 AM - Alarm clock aka cellphone rang. Charmaine wakes up and turns on cellphone.
8:01 AM - Charmaine goes back to sleep.
8:30 AM - Charmaine is snoring. (FYI, I don't REALLY snore.)
9:12 AM - Charmaine wakes up and checks timekeeper aka cellphone.
9:13 AM - Charmaine hops out of bed (literally).
9:14 AM - Charmaine brushes her teeth.
9:16 AM - Charmaine washes her face.
9:17 AM - Charmaine dries her face with purple face towel.
9:19 AM - Charmaine pours herself a glass of water.
9:21 AM - Charmaine eats breakfast.
9:24 AM - Charmaine has a drink of water.
9:28 AM - Charmaine finishes breakfast.

BLAH BLAH BLAH

9:53 PM - Charmaine types out her blog post.

You didn't think I was going to type all that, did you?

:D

Different Forms of "Cute"

This is a philosophical study of the subject, "Cute".

According to Drs. Danette , Isen , Winchell , and co., "Cute" means "ugly but presentable".

In another context by Professor Janine Erika , "Cute" stands for "Corny Ugly Toyo Espasol".

The true source of the word is unknown, but the writer of this study, Dr. Charmaine has compiled a list of the different forms of cute:

I. Attraction "Cute" - This "Cute" generally refers to the physical appearance of a member of the opposite sex, or in some rare cases, a member of the same sex, especially when a chemical known as "Phenethylamine" is involved. Example: "He is so cute!"

In specific cases, this "Cute" may refer to a certain body part, for example: "He has a cute butt."

An illustrated example of "Attraction 'Cute'":

II. Couple "Cute" - This "cute" is usually reserved for couples who tend to display public affection or PDA, although it may be used to refer to un-couples who refuse to even look at each other due to shyness. An example: "Ang cute naman nina Kim at Sarah." or "Ang cute naman nina Dianne at Eric!" The first example can also be used for the 2nd case (un-couples) during their early stages.

Illustrated example of "Couple 'Cute'":



III. Chibi "Cute" - The term "Chibi" is a Japanese word meaning "small". Chibi "Cute" refers to things, animals, and/or persons that look cute because they are small or childlike. Examples are: Abigail, puppies, stuffed toys, babies.

Illustrated Example of "Chibi 'Cute'":

IV. IM "Cute" - This "cute" is usually used by people who are NOT cute but think that they are. They keep on insisting that they are cute, although nobody agrees with them. Another name for it is "Chutzpah 'Cute'". Example: "Ang cute ko talaga!"
Illustrated Example of "IM 'Cute'":


And this marks the end of the study about the different forms of "Cute". Dr. Chong can only hope that you, dear readers, will understand and not take offense for the specific references made in this thesis. After all, sacrifices must be made for the sake of science.

Thank you and have a nice day!

GMATIC Pixx

Kevin and Sir Tom... haha. :D

Me and Danette... and Danette's El Fili book...

Aww... umiiyak si Aldrich! hahaha...

Perfect pair daw SABI NI CANDICE... hahaha...

Di pa complete yan... pics pa ni Candice... ABANGAN! Hehehe...

Dear Stupid Diary

My stupid stupid web browser shut down on me!!!! I have to type everything again!!! Augh!!!
But still, because I do care about you, my beloved readers, I have to write. So, here goes.
This morning, I woke up for the GMATIC which was in Grace Christian HS. GMATIC stands for Grace Mathineers Interschool Competition. Which is not as corny as Lord of the Math which is the corniest in the history of corny titles, followed by MATHirang MATHibay, AGHAMon, PISIKAalaman, and so on and so forth. But anyway, so I went to school where I got into the car that took us to Grace.
In the car we (namely, me, Danette, Candice, Kevin, Aldrich, Willard, and Sir Tom) discussed about a whole list of stuff including of course the best topic in the history of good topics--Chinese Teachers. (Cyempre si Sir di nakipagkwentuhan sa amin tungkol sa chinese teacher)
Once we got to Grace, we were just being crazy, talking with Clarisse (who I just met today) and playing the write-letter-form-word game and laughing our heads off, which was fun, of course. And sayang tlga kc wla yung guy na hinahanap ko... :( Although, nakita ko si Carlo. Tska sila davin and the other mtg people.
BUT ANYWAY, yun, nag elimination, nagtest kmi ng written tapos feel ko parang, hello? may pag asa pa ba ako, tapos i was feeling bad kc kawawa naman mga teammates ko na sila Candice at Aldrich who did their best but THEN dahil sa akin mapupull down scores nila.
After ng test, nag usap kmi then tanong tanong kmi sagot then we had lunch, which was okay. Most of us ordered chicken teriyaki (ahem, terriyake pala) kasi daw mas "safe".
After lunch, we were waiting for the results of the elimination exam kung pasok ba kami sa semi finals, although medyo di na ako nag aasa pa na makakapasok kami although ang dream team na sila Danette, Willard, at Kevin, ineexpect namin na pumasok. And pumasok naman sila, then super gulat namin nang tinawag din kmi kc super di namin ineexpect. So akyat kami, tawa ako ng tawa na parang baliw. Then nung nasa easy round na, 4 points lang kmi kaya medyo depressed kami, pero chinicheeran namin sila danette kc nga sila yung ineexpect tlga manalo. but then pag dating ng average round wla kaming nakuha! But then dahil masayahin kami tawa pa rin kmi ng tawa. SA difficult, at last, may nasagutan kami, TATLO! Yeah! FAvorite ko yung isang problem na sinX*cosX = 60/169. find sinX + cosX. iniisip ko naman, ano pwde panghula... 13? kc no idea tlga kami. then naisip ko, di ba may right triangle na 5, 12, 13?? so yun na nilagay namin, 17/13. and YES tama!!! Whooooooooooo! TAWA NG MALAKAS!
so yun. well, 19 pts. ok na un. pang 8 kami out of 24 teams. sila danette 7th. Buti pa si sir tom... kaysa kay ****... haha.. ahem.
Then we went back to school, sa ATC lang kmi exempted naman kami. Naglaro lang kmi ni aldrich at kevin at danette at candice ng PANTS (Place, Animal, Name, Thing, Score). Ang daya daya ni aldrich kasi sa name, naglalagay sya ng mga kung ano ano tulad ng Bince at Yeye. as if may name na ganun, pero kinonsider naman kc nga names. but anyway, later on pinalitan namin para maging People, Adjective, Nature, Food, Score (PANFS) and so naglaro kmi tatlo ni kevin at aldrich. tapos nagkatuwaan kami tawa ako ng tawa pa rin kc may sinulat si kevin FAIR'S SOUP kung ano man yun. hahahah....
then nung uwian, nakakainis ung mga taong un iniwan ako!!!!! just left me there erasing the board... but anyway paglabas ko nakita ko sila anabelle at janine at pumunta kami canteen bili ako shake, bili janine patty, then punta kami RBX, meet Dianne S. and Mimi, then go RBX then kain sila ako hindi then un na......................................
the end.
LOVE, CHARMAINE :)

Why Charmaine is a Certified Weirdo Part 2

Candy canes are yummy;

Candy canes are cool.

When they get wet, they’re gummy,

So don’t throw them in the pool.

I like them sweet,

I like them red;

I like them sugared too.

I like them neat,

I like them shred;

I like them too hard too.

--This is an original Charmaine masterpiece, thank you very much.

I'm weird. So sue me.

Why Charmaine is a Certified Weirdo

Nagtotopak ang aming printer dahil nakaharap sa aircon. So? what do I do? I grab my handy dandy hairdryer and blowdry the printer! You could just imagine me sitting there like a dork, blasting hot air at some machine. But it worked anyway, so if ever you find yourself pointing a hairdryer at a machine, don't forget to think of me! :D

Peter Piper

Si Pedro Pipero ay namitas ng isang tuka ng inatsarang paminta.
Namitas ba si Pedro Pipero ng isang tuka ng inatsarang paminta?
Kapag namitas si Pedro Pipero ng isang tuka ng inatsarang paminta,
Nasaan na ang isang tuka ng inatsarang paminta na pinitas ni Pedro Pipero?

*Credit goes to Neal Somebody of Ateneo Camp Math, and of course, Group 5! And me, for translating the rest that Neal Somebody didn't.

House of Nipa

House of Nipa
Although little
The plants that are there
Are of many kinds
Turnip, and eggplant,
Winged beans and peanut
String beans, edible pots, lima beans...
White melon, gourd,
Bottle gourd and pumpkin.
And still there are more
Radish and mustard.
Onion, tomato, garlic and ginger,
And everywhere
are sesame plants!

*bow*

The tale of the red dot

Once upon a time, there was a girl named Charmaine. She was busy, but she logged in just to see who was online. Thing was, when she logged in, she was suddenly bombarded with people who wished to chat with her. (I wish.) Charmaine, however, cannot chat at all, but how can she deny the people who love her?

Charmaine knew there had to be a solution, so one day, she went to see Mr. Yahoo, and asked him for a solution to her problem. Mr. Yahoo was very understanding, so the next time Charmaine logged in to Yahoo! Messenger, there was a brand new feature! And it was none other than the red dot:

THE END

Lame-o comic

A pathetic, nonsense comic I made with paint. I'm bored.

My Resume

OBJECTIVE
My objective is to be forever cute and adorable, so of course, my career choice has to reflect that. Meaning, whatever job I end up with, I must have the chance to flaunt my cute and adorable self, so I suppose I can be in whatever job...

QUALIFICATIONS
I'm cute, I'm adorable, what more could you ask for? I'm The Cutest and Most Adorable. Besides, I'm the only person in the world who speaks "Cute and Adorable". (refer to back page, "Languages")

WORK HISTORY
1991 to present, The Cutest and Most Adorable, The World
Being cuter and more adorable than anyone else in the world, which might be no easy feat for others but I can like, do it in my sleep.

1996 to present, CEO, AATCA
Accrediting all that is cute and adorable, which obviously refers to me and me alone. All right? If you want though, you can try being accredited, but obviously you won't pass, because like, hello? I'm cute and adorable, and you're not.

1998 to present, CEO, Cute and Adorable Publishing
Publishing books written by cute and adorable authors. However, there is only one book written by a cute and adorable author. (refer to back page, "Patents and Publications")

EDUCATION
Sorry, I don't study. I'm a child prodigy. I'm already the cutest and most adorable person in the world. Why would I, of all people, want to study? Like, hello?

REFERENCES
I have only two references, but both are indeed most credible, and might I say, cute and adorable, too:
Charmaine, The Cutest and Most Adorable, The World
Charmaine, CEO, AATCA

LANGUAGES
In case you, like, don't know, which is like, so unlikely, I speak "Cute and Adorable", which is anyway, a language I made up all by myself, so I'm like the only one in the whole world who speaks it. Isn't that cool?

ACCREDITATION
I was accredited, you know, for being cute and adorable. I mean, come on, you can't just deny it. Anybody can see how cute and adorable I am anyway. By the way, I was accredited by the AATCA, Inc., which stands for "Accreditation Agency for The Cute and Adorable, Incorporated" which was of course, founded by none other than The Cutest and Most Adorable, moi.

PATENTS AND PUBLICATIONS
I have two patents, one cute and one adorable, so technically, they're not cute and adorable. They're the best patents anyone can ever have!!! I love you, Mommy and Daddy! The bestest best patents in the whole wide world!

Oh, and I wrote a book called "On Being Cute and Adorable", published by "Cute and Adorable Publishing", which is of course, about me, The Cutest and Most Adorable.

AWARDS RECEIVED
Don't you like, read the news? I'm The Cutest and Most Adorable. Period.

INTERESTS AND ACTIVITIES
Cute and adorable people, which means me! Thank you, thank you.

HOBBIES
Being cute and adorable, and also in my spare time, I enjoy writing bogus resumes.

VOLUNTEER EXPERIENCE
I volunteer when there are cute and adorable people needed. I have to, or else nobody will have cute and adorable people when they need them.

COMPUTER SKILLS
Computer? Isn't a computer that thingamajig I used to type this resume? Well, there you go. I have loads of computer skills, including typing resumes. But really, my skills are more on being cute and adorable.

LICENSES AND CERTIFICATES
Well, I have an award certificate for being The Cutest and Most Adorable. And I have a license, because I am accredited. Oh, and both the license and the certificate were issued by cute and adorable me.